| Stephen E. Smith | ||
| Aliases | VP of Hazing | |
| Position | "VP of Hazing" | |
| Birthdate | ||
| Pledge Class | Alpha Delta Big: Jon Huber | |
| Expected Graduation | May, 2004 | |
| Major | Recombinant Gene Technology | |
| Off-duty | Improvisational Comedian, Kamikaze crop duster | |
| Quote | "Well, that's another test well-failed!" | |